They're out to get me!!

So I have decided that machines are out to get me. Two days ago while I was innocently trying to wash some clothes in the washing machine and Ally comes up to me while I was trying to load the dishwasher (another machine) and said that the washing machine was making a weird noise. I stopped what I was doing and listened. Didn't hear anything. I told her to go play and went on with what I was doing. A few minutes later she came back saying the the washing machine was screaming. I stopped and listed and sure enough it was. I quickly stopped the cycle and tried to figure out what was going on. I smelt something burning. I unplugged it and let it be. Now it's my husbands problem.
Yesterday while I was at work another machine tried to get me. I was helping a customer and could smell something burning (yes I know again.) I thought it was the places next door. It got stronger and when I asked if she could smell anything she said no. She was at the opposite side of the store. I finished helping her and when I went to ring her up my printer (another machine) wasn't working. After she left I started sniffing around and found that something with my printer was burning. I quickly unplugged it.
What in the world!! Two machines two different places and they all are trying to get me!
'till later