WHAT A MESS!!!

This morning I thought I was ahead of the game. I was ready to go on time, was getting ready to wake Matt up to take him to the baby sitter's. I thought to myself what a great day it's going to be. HA, Famous last words!! At 8:10 I went in to wake Matt up and found him diaper less and smearing poop on the wall! UGH!!! He had it all over him, head to toe!, the wall, the crib, the sheets EVERYTHING!! So I had to get undressed so I could take him to the shower. I scrubbed him then got him dressed. I was running around naked trying to get the crib stripped and the wash started when I heard a familiar noise of no good. I turned around and Matt was playing in the new kitten's potty box (thank god I had cleaned it moments before this fiasco!). SO I stopped what I was doing and had to give Matt a sponge bath to get him cleaned up. I set him on the floor with a bottle and went to finish stripping the crib. Got the sheet and blanket in the wash!

You know what John did when I told him?! He laughed and said what a mess I have. I told him uhuh! I started the cleaning process but when he gets home he is going to have to use some heavy duty cleaner on the crib and wall. Then I told John that he got it from his side of the family! John said no he didn't but I said that I never played in poo that only guys did that and there was five on John's side so it defaulted to his fault!
I got Matt taken care of and to the baby sitter's on time! What a mess!!
Oh, by the way all this transpired in a matter of twenty minuets.
'till later